(Lesson 1)

The Six Best Ways To Get Your Girlfriend Into Metal

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1. Pepper that shit in : Start with a single song or two between chiller choices. In the car, listening to music that you both like, ask if you can play her “something I think you’ll really like.” Ask her about it as the song plays.

2. Show her that chicks rock, too : Maybe your lady won’t love Arch Enemy or The Agonist, but she’ll appreciate that their grunt-and-growl vocalists are women. Metal is about attitude and power . Women can embody that.

3. Bite the bullet and share : Offer to listen to some of her music, too. Trade mix tapes. C’mon, dude, it’ll be worth it when she’s borrowing your Carcass CDs.

4. Take her to a show : A lot of the excitement and power of metal can’t be completely displayed with a recording. sometimes you just have to jump in the pit and sweat your ass off. Bring you girl out to a show and let her see the frenzy of it all. Just make sure she doesn’t get popped in the face.
 

5. Play it when she’s pissed : Show her what it’s all about. If she gets in the car and tells you she had the worst day of her life at work, throw on some Mudvayne and let her scream it out. She’ll thank you later.

*it works. trust me..